ABOUT US
Do you want to meet my family? Well, you've come to the right place!
Stacey Squirrel
Hej!I am Stacey Squirrel, wife to the senator. I am also a mother of two, Sylvie and Sammy. I spend my days doing laundry and cooking, not to mention taking care of my obstreperous and irrepressible little boy on top of everything. It's quite a life!
I'm not really like Scott, my husband. I don't get into many scrapes...well, he calls them adventures. How could I risk that with a family to take care of? But I get into my own kind of domestic adventures...like having Sammy getting tangled up in my grass yarn and Sylvie's first attempt at cooking. I can tell you there's always laughter in my house.
Truly,
Stacey Squirrel
Tsofiya Squirrel
Hello, my name is Tsofiya, pronounced Zo- fee- ya. I am Scott Squirrel's secretary, plus his younger cousin. I live alone in the nest next to his, and sometimes I visit my niece and nephew, Sylvie and Sammy.
I love my job as secretary. It gives me a lot of time to listen, for one. I hear a lot of interesting things at my job, and acting on what I hear equals just as many funny incidents. I also like cutting capers immensely. That doesn't really fit the profile of a starched secretary, right? Hence, I do even more things that... let's just say are fit as entertainment for the other secretaries and Scott. For the record, I've spilled hazelnut coffee 15 times, accidentally said "This is the United Forest Senate speaking for Tsofiya Squirrel at the Senator Scott Squirrel, may I help you?" 6 times, instead of This is Tsofiya Squirrel speaking for Senator Scott Squirrel at the United Forest Senate, may I help you?" That was really embarrassing. I provide the sufficient amount of mirth for the people around me, I can say that much.
Sincerely,
Tsofiya Squirrel
Sammy Squirrel
I'm Sammy Squirrel, and my father is a Senator for the United Forest Senate! He and I love ice cream, especially salted caramel. My favorite ice cream is Beechnut and cocoa.
I call my big sister's favorite shirt brand (wierdo) Beechnut Brains, but she is always correcting me: "It's Beech Queenz, Silly Sammy Squirrel." Speaking of which, Papa named me after my uncle Isaak. He's my favorite uncle!
Hey, if you ever want some advice on dealing with big sisters or understanding the language of texting (I have plenty of experience with that), tell me on the contacts page! Just address your question to "Samuel Isaak Squirrel."
Have fun exploring the site!
Sammy I. Squirrel