An Argument
- Between Me (Sylvie) and the little brother (Sammy)
- Jan 7, 2016
- 2 min read
This morning before school, I was re-reading my blog and this is what happened next....
Me: Sammmyyyy! Har du fått skräppost min blogg igen?
Sammy: Ja, kära syster?
Me: Kära syster? Är jag din kära syster? Har du varit spamma min blogg?
Sammy: Ja, varför?
Me: Sammy, vänligen lyssna. Det är min blogg och det finns människor som läser den varje dag. Det sista jag behöver är obegripligt text i mitten av en av mina berättelser!
Sammy: Måste jag att bry sig? Jag vill gå tillbaka till mina Birch Blocks! Jag gör en vespa nu, och Sylvie, bör du se det, och-
Me: Sammy! Är du inte lyssnar? Om detta håller på, jag ska vara ringa pappa och han kommer att ställa in Familjerätten.
Sammy: Syster...!
Translation with stage directions
Me: (reads latest post on blog) Sammmyyyy! Have you been spamming my blog again?
Sammy: (walks up, Birch Blocks held behind back) Yes, dear sister?
Me: (gets up) Dear sister? Am I your dear sister? Have you been spamming my blog?
Sammy: (carelessly) Yeah, why?
Me: Sammy, please listen. It's my blog and there are people reading it every day. The last thing I need is unintelligible text in the middle of one of my stories!
Sammy: Do I have to care? I want to go back to my Birch Blocks! I'm making a vespa now, and Sylvie, you should see it, and-
Me: Sammy! Aren't you listening? If this keeps on, I'll be calling Dad and he'll set up Family Court. (stomps off)
Sammy: Sister...! (clinging to my leg)
OK, I should probably explain all this. Dad, being the senator, always tries to reslove arguments by setting up a so-called Family Court. For some reason, Sammy hates it. I personally don't mind. Next time, I will definitely not let Sammy into my Wix account kejfksdalfjkldghjjlvsakdsl; ever again ;aljfksdjlkdkgjladls; ghkdksaljbut as he's kjda;lfjslk typing over my sadkl;4fjsdklhgsdkl;hs shoulder, it's not working...fsdajfklsdk;lfdls
*Samuel Isaak Squirrel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* (chases him around the tree)
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